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How to Answer Spicy Questions from Aunties During Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year gatherings are filled with delicious food, laughter, and the occasional interrogation from well-meaning (but nosy) aunties. From your relationship status to your career plans, they’ve got all the questions, and you’re on the hot seat! But don’t worry—here’s how to turn the tables and handle those spicy questions with wit and charm.

1. “When are you getting married?”

💥 Savage Reply:
“Oh, I’m waiting for you to help me pick the perfect partner, Auntie! Any recommendations from your mahjong group?”

🎯 Smooth Reply:
“Still waiting for the right one, Auntie. Good things take time—just like your amazing husband”

2. “Why haven’t you had kids yet?”

💥 Savage Reply:
“I’m practicing! I’ve already mastered babysitting your little terrors, Auntie.”

🎯 Smooth Reply:
“Maybe next year, Auntie. For now, I’m busy being the favorite niece/nephew!”

3. “How much do you earn?”

💥 Savage Reply:
“Not enough to buy you a Birkin bag, Auntie. But how much my ang bao for me instead!”

🎯 Smooth Reply:
“Enough to cover this CNY feast! Speaking of which, should we refill the yu sheng?”

4. “Why are you still single?”

💥 Savage Reply:
“Because I need more time to be this fabulous, Auntie. Perfection doesn’t rush!”

🎯 Smooth Reply:
“I’m just following your advice—waiting for someone as amazing as you!”

5. “Have you gained weight?”

💥 Savage Reply:
“Of course! It’s all thanks to your cooking, Auntie. Should I eat less?”

🎯 Smooth Reply:
“A little bit, but that’s the sign of a happy life. Let’s dig into the bak kwa together!”

Bonus Tips:

  1. Redirect the Conversation:
    • “Enough about me, Auntie. Tell me about your children!”
  2. Flatter Your Auntie:
    • “Auntie, you’re looking so young! What’s your skincare secret?”
  3. Change the Subject:
    • “Speaking of family, did you see the fireworks this year?”

Chinese New Year is all about reconnecting with loved ones and having a good laugh—so don’t take the spicy questions too seriously. With a touch of humor and grace, you’ll be the star of the reunion!

✨ Happy Chinese New Year, and may your ang baos be plentiful! 🎉